Rare Bird Blog

From Your Brain to Google in Four Minutes

"Now you have to decide whether you have anything to say that's important to you, your customers, your prospects... your career. Go ahead, think it over. You've got four minutes."

Still wondering if you should have a blog to help explain who you are, what your business is, how you help your customers? You may have heard that search engines like blogs and treat them like news, meaning that they index them fairly rapidly, especially if they find them to be relevant and actively. But you may not have known how rapidly this index takes place. Until now...

Anita Campbell writes in her Small Business Trends Blog that she witnessed an experiment while attending a conference called "Search Engine Marketing Made Simple". In this experiment, the facilitator, Geoff Karcher, wrote a post on his blog that included the phase "search engine marketing made simple". That post subsequently showed up in a Google search four minutes later.

Yes, you read that right. Not four days or even four hours. Four minutes. Suddenly, all of us have the potential to be as relevant as we choose to be and our messages can hit the market with blazing (prehaps frightening) speed.

Now, of course, you still need to decide whether you want to add your voice to the fray. Whether you have anything to say that's important to you, your customers, your prospects... your career. Go ahead, think it over. You've got four minutes to decide.

Moonvertising: Brilliant Idea or Gullible Consumers?

"Relax... You can stay inside watching reruns of "I Love Lucy", the moon is not going to be adorned with a Rolling Rock logo."

Man, we're gullible. I don't mean you, of course. I mean the collective "we", as in the "we" who are still forwarding email messages that Bill Gates is running an experiment to give away cash. While it hasn't happened yet, I expect my InBox to begin filling with messages decrying the use of the moon as advertising space and attempting to organize a boycott of Rolling Rock beer.

By now you've likely seen one of the billboards or TV spots instructing you to gaze thoughtfully at the next full moon (March 21) to see a gigantic Rolling Rock icon emblazoned there. (You can stay inside watching reruns of "I Love Lucy"... It's not going to happen. First, we simply haven't harnessed the power necessary to fire the laser that far that cleanly to make it work. Next, the FAA isn't going to allow it. Finally, imagined how irritated people would be when the moon becomes a billboard.)

[Disclaimer: Those crafty Russians may have figured out a way to build this laser and would likely sell their grandmother's derriere for advertising space, so that's about the only conceivable possibility that this might come to pass. But I'd put the odds at about twice as unlikely as winning the Powerball.]

What Rolling Rock is hoping to gain is buzz. And that makes me feel a little dirty for even writing about it, as every mention of the campaign will be scraped, wrapped up, tied with a bow and called a success. Please don't misunderstand me: this might get noticed, it might generate buzz, and you (they) might call it a success. But I will be astonished if sales of Rolling Rock go up an appreciable degree outside of the normal spike they might see after a large, expensive, national advertising campaign.

[Disclaimer Two: You know, Hugo Chavez has a lot of money. I could see him trying to do this just to thumb his nose at our pesky FAA regulations. "Oil for lasers" or something like that.]

We might be dumb enough to look up at the moon next week, whether out of idle curiosity or misguided intentions, but I just don't see that translating into "Gosh, looks like the laser failed. I think I'll head to the liquor store and grab a six pack of Rolling Rock."

Every new author of a best-seller can demonstrate that "buzz" is good. Eliot Spitzer can demonstrate that buzz can be very, very bad. Be careful that you're cultivating the right kind with the right strategy, or you might end up trying to shoot the moon... and miss.