So, a Rare Bird walks into a bar…


  • Klaus
    Posted August 14, 2015 at 8:03 pm | Permalink

    What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
    Elephihino (ell-if-I-no said fast)

  • Posted August 14, 2015 at 8:45 pm | Permalink

    So did you hear about the guy who sued Delta for losing his favorite piece of luggage? Well, he lost his case.

    • Cokie
      Posted August 15, 2015 at 1:51 am | Permalink

      okay, it is a toss up between the helicopter chip and the steering wheel in the pants! Girls rule, boys drool.

  • Amy
    Posted August 14, 2015 at 8:55 pm | Permalink

    What did the zero say to the number eight?

    – Nice belt. 😉

  • Posted August 14, 2015 at 9:15 pm | Permalink

    Thanks for the chuckles =D

  • Julie Bingham
    Posted August 15, 2015 at 1:21 am | Permalink

    Sigh… I have written about three jokes and deleted them because I’m worried I’ll offend. Maybe later.

  • Bret
    Posted August 16, 2015 at 5:15 pm | Permalink

    Did you hear about the guy that got his ear cut off while in the barbershop?

    Neither did he……….

    AND: Two guys walk into a bar, after the first one hit it you would think that the second guy would have ducked.

    LAST: An old guy walking in the woods finds a frog and puts it in his pocket to take home to the kids. Then the frog starts talking. The frog says she will transform into a beautiful women and “fulfill” all his dreams if he kisses her.

    The old man said: At my age, I would rather have a talking frog……..

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