What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
Elephihino (ell-if-I-no said fast)
So did you hear about the guy who sued Delta for losing his favorite piece of luggage? Well, he lost his case.
okay, it is a toss up between the helicopter chip and the steering wheel in the pants! Girls rule, boys drool.
What did the zero say to the number eight?
– Nice belt. 😉
Thanks for the chuckles =D
Sigh… I have written about three jokes and deleted them because I’m worried I’ll offend. Maybe later.
Why did the policeman stink?
He was on duty.
Did you hear about the guy that got his ear cut off while in the barbershop?
Neither did he……….
AND: Two guys walk into a bar, after the first one hit it you would think that the second guy would have ducked.
LAST: An old guy walking in the woods finds a frog and puts it in his pocket to take home to the kids. Then the frog starts talking. The frog says she will transform into a beautiful women and “fulfill” all his dreams if he kisses her.
The old man said: At my age, I would rather have a talking frog……..
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