So, a Rare Bird walks into a bar…

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1. Greg Warner says:

   April 25, 2018 at 11:50 pm

   What do you call a cow that’s had a baby? De-Calf-inated

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2. Bret says:

   August 16, 2015 at 5:15 pm

   Did you hear about the guy that got his ear cut off while in the barbershop?
   Neither did he……….
   AND: Two guys walk into a bar, after the first one hit it you would think that the second guy would have ducked.
   LAST: An old guy walking in the woods finds a frog and puts it in his pocket to take home to the kids. Then the frog starts talking. The frog says she will transform into a beautiful women and “fulfill” all his dreams if he kisses her.
   The old man said: At my age, I would rather have a talking frog……..

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3. Julie Bingham says:

   August 15, 2015 at 1:21 am

   Sigh… I have written about three jokes and deleted them because I’m worried I’ll offend. Maybe later.

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   1. Jim Cota says:

      August 15, 2015 at 9:09 pm

      Why did the policeman stink?
      He was on duty.

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4. Shelly says:

   August 14, 2015 at 9:15 pm

   Thanks for the chuckles =D

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5. Amy says:

   August 14, 2015 at 8:55 pm

   What did the zero say to the number eight?
   – Nice belt. 😉

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6. Rob Shumaker says:

   August 14, 2015 at 8:45 pm

   So did you hear about the guy who sued Delta for losing his favorite piece of luggage? Well, he lost his case.

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   1. Cokie says:

      August 15, 2015 at 1:51 am

      okay, it is a toss up between the helicopter chip and the steering wheel in the pants! Girls rule, boys drool.

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7. Klaus says:

   August 14, 2015 at 8:03 pm

   What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
   Elephihino (ell-if-I-no said fast)

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