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So, a Rare Bird walks into a bar…

Jim Cota
By Jim Cota
This article was posted in Just for fun and tagged a guy walks into a bar, national tell a joke day. Bookmark the permalink. Follow comments with the RSS feed for this post. Post a Comment or leave a trackback.

9 Comments

  1. Greg Warner says:
    April 25, 2018 at 11:50 pm

    What do you call a cow that’s had a baby? De-Calf-inated

    Reply
  2. Bret says:
    August 16, 2015 at 5:15 pm

    Did you hear about the guy that got his ear cut off while in the barbershop?
    Neither did he……….
    AND: Two guys walk into a bar, after the first one hit it you would think that the second guy would have ducked.
    LAST: An old guy walking in the woods finds a frog and puts it in his pocket to take home to the kids. Then the frog starts talking. The frog says she will transform into a beautiful women and “fulfill” all his dreams if he kisses her.
    The old man said: At my age, I would rather have a talking frog……..

    Reply
  3. Julie Bingham says:
    August 15, 2015 at 1:21 am

    Sigh… I have written about three jokes and deleted them because I’m worried I’ll offend. Maybe later.

    Reply
    1. Jim Cota says:
      August 15, 2015 at 9:09 pm

      Why did the policeman stink?
      He was on duty.

      Reply
  4. Shelly says:
    August 14, 2015 at 9:15 pm

    Thanks for the chuckles =D

    Reply
  5. Amy says:
    August 14, 2015 at 8:55 pm

    What did the zero say to the number eight?
    – Nice belt. 😉

    Reply
  6. Rob Shumaker says:
    August 14, 2015 at 8:45 pm

    So did you hear about the guy who sued Delta for losing his favorite piece of luggage? Well, he lost his case.

    Reply
    1. Cokie says:
      August 15, 2015 at 1:51 am

      okay, it is a toss up between the helicopter chip and the steering wheel in the pants! Girls rule, boys drool.

      Reply
  7. Klaus says:
    August 14, 2015 at 8:03 pm

    What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
    Elephihino (ell-if-I-no said fast)

    Reply

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