What do you call a cow that’s had a baby? De-Calf-inated
Did you hear about the guy that got his ear cut off while in the barbershop?
Neither did he……….
AND: Two guys walk into a bar, after the first one hit it you would think that the second guy would have ducked.
LAST: An old guy walking in the woods finds a frog and puts it in his pocket to take home to the kids. Then the frog starts talking. The frog says she will transform into a beautiful women and “fulfill” all his dreams if he kisses her.
The old man said: At my age, I would rather have a talking frog……..
Sigh… I have written about three jokes and deleted them because I’m worried I’ll offend. Maybe later.
Why did the policeman stink?
He was on duty.
Thanks for the chuckles =D
What did the zero say to the number eight?
– Nice belt. 😉
So did you hear about the guy who sued Delta for losing his favorite piece of luggage? Well, he lost his case.
okay, it is a toss up between the helicopter chip and the steering wheel in the pants! Girls rule, boys drool.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
Elephihino (ell-if-I-no said fast)
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